"Watching a group of penguins hosting a tea party with flamingos in top hats was the most surreal experience of my life. The elegance and grace of these birds sipping tea from tiny cups left me in awe. Suddenly, my flower pot started singing opera arias in perfect pitch. By the way, honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still edible."